Everyone looks great in the dark.

Hi there. If you're here I suppose you want to know what this place is about, and there is only one thing you need to know: this is me not lying at all.
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iveheardsomethingstrange:

this is why i love Ed Sheeran

iveheardsomethingstrange:

this is why i love Ed Sheeran

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carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.

I just want to bang everybody all the time.

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beyondbirthday-tck:

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chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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jackhoward:

Thanks for sending me a signed picture @TheEllenShow

dailymcfly:

we’ve got no fears of growing old
we’ve got no worries in the world

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Sherlock Holmes + jawline porn

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hiddlesprincess:

Everyone else and then THERE’S TOM

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  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.